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Lawyer Christmas

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Lawyer Christmas thanks to Keith Blake

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Justice is truth in action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Divorce: fission after fusion. - Rita Mae Brown

A lawsuit helps keep lawyers clothed. - Unknown

Law cannot persuade where it cannot punish. - Thomas Fuller

Judge a man by the reputation of his enemies. - Arabian Proverb

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

Swift justice demands more than just swiftness. - Potter Stewart

Judge, could I, waddya call, encroach the bench? - Archie Bunker

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are never to judge a philosophy by its abuse. - Augustine

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Law of the Supermarket: The other line moves faster. - Unknown

Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn

Lawyers are ideological enemies of informal justice. - Richard L Abel

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

You're breakin' about 18 laws, maybe even a dozen. - Archie Bunker

It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances. - Oscar Wilde

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony. - John Barrymore

Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb

There is no grievance that is a fit object of redress by mob law. - Abraham Lincoln

Lawyers are like rabbits. They have a nasty habit of multiplying. - Leo Reilly

Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. - Dalai Lama

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. - Mark Twain

Lawyers are a bad lot... They cheat their living out of honest people. - Albert R Carman

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit and once when I won one. - Voltaire

Lawyers are operators of toll bridges which anyone in search of justice must pass. - Jane Bryant Quinn

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

The power I exert on the court depends on the power of my arguments, not on my gender. - Sandra Day O'Connor

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

Justice is the insurance we have on our lives, and obedience is the premium we pay for it. - William Penn

Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

Lawyers get you out'n the kind of trouble you'd never get in if there was no lawyers. - Ken Alstad

Like you might love watching basketball, but that don't mean that you'll get on the court. - Lil Baby

Most of the dishonest lawyers are the product of dishonest clients - the demand creates the supply. - Morris Salem

We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott

A lawyer's duty is to read the law well himself, then tell the people what it is, and let them act upon it. - Brigham Young

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato

Never utter these words: 'I do not know this, therefore it is false.' One must study to know; know to understand; understand to judge. - Apothegm of Narda

A lawyer's performance in the courtroom is responsible for about 25 percent of the outcome; the remaining 75 percent depends on the facts. - Melvin Belli


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