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Lawyer Christmas

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Lawyer Christmas thanks to Keith Blake

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Necessity hath no law. - Oliver Cromwell

The law itself follows gold. - Propertius

Justice delayed is justice denied. - William Gladstone

Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson

A flagrant violation of international law. - Unknown

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. - Charles Lamb

Law and order are not necessarily partners. - Saying

Swift justice demands more than just swiftness. - Potter Stewart

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

We are never to judge a philosophy by its abuse. - Augustine

Alimony is always having to say you're sorry. - Philip Simborg

Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken

Law of the Supermarket: The other line moves faster. - Unknown

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx

Sudafed: Brought litigation against a government official - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You're breakin' about 18 laws, maybe even a dozen. - Archie Bunker

Sometimes justice is at its most merciful when it's blind. - Nancy Gibbs

A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. - Unknown

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Real Estate: What your house is called during divorce proceedings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow. - Roseanne Barr

The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle

The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal. - Erich Fromm

The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson

You cannot live without the lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. - Gregory E Lang

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge. - David Mellor

Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

Self-preservation is the first law of nature, but self-sacrifice is the highest rule of grace. - Unknown

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. - Plato

When the monetary damages are smaller, lawyers will find themselves less zealous in their pursuit of what they call justice. - Dean O'Hare

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West

A judge who likes every outcome he reaches is very likely a bad judge, stretching for results he prefers rather than those the law demands. - Neil Gorsuch

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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