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Lawyer Christmas

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Lawyer Christmas thanks to Keith Blake

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Justice is truth in action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Criminal Lawer: A redundancy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Common sense often makes good law. - William O Douglas

The good of the people is the chief law. - Cicero

Don't judge folks by their relatives. - Unknown

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. - Charles Lamb

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. - Seneca

Alimony is always having to say you're sorry. - Philip Simborg

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman. - Robert Frost

Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken

Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke. - Robin Hall

It is an ill cause that the lawyer thinks shame o'. - John Ray

Sudafed: Brought litigation against a government official - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The ablest lawyers are always associated with the biggest fees. - Clarence Darrow

There is no grievance that is a fit object of redress by mob law. - Abraham Lincoln

My photographs don't do me justice – they just look like me. - Phyllis Diller

You can not stop the spread of an idea by passing a law against it. - Harry S Truman

A society that has more justice is a society that needs less charity. - Ralph Nader

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

The wisest man is the silent one. Examine his actions. Judge him by them. - Karen M Moning

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle

The duty of a judge is to administer justice, but his practice is to delay it. - Jean de la Bruyere

Lawyers are operators of toll bridges which anyone in search of justice must pass. - Jane Bryant Quinn

To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt. - Elizabeth C Stanton

Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

A lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your estate from your enemies and then keeps it to himself. - Henry P Brougham

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. - Edsgar Dijkstra

When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce. - Woody Allen

Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future. - John F Kennedy

A lawyer's duty is to read the law well himself, then tell the people what it is, and let them act upon it. - Brigham Young

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. - Anton Chekhov

Bakinmyday: A law passed in the early 1900s that made it mandatory to build all schools at least 15 miles from all future grandfathers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

One has not only a legal, but a moral responsibility to obey just laws. Conversely, one has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws. - Martin Luther King, Jr

A lawyer's performance in the courtroom is responsible for about 25 percent of the outcome; the remaining 75 percent depends on the facts. - Melvin Belli

Most people ask questions because they want to know the answer; lawyers are trained never to ask questions unless they already know the answer. - Lani Guinier

What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. - George Rhyne

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten


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