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Know Where You Stand

How not to display a positive image

Know Where You Stand thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Here I stand. I can do no other! - Martin Luther

You have to hold onto your fantasy. - Betsey Johnson

Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

Wherever you stand, be the soul of that place. - Rumi

The human race is governed by its imagination. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen Covey

Stand up for truth, regardless of who steps on it. - Suzy Kassem

I'd like a bromo, but I can't stand the noise. - Joe E Lewis

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. - Terry Pratchett

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

With a treehouse and a little imagination, we can go anywhere. - Unknown

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Sooner or later, even the fastest runners have to stand and fight. - Stephen King

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. - Unknown

Joint undertakings stand a better chance when they benefit both sides. - Euripides

I believe that if you'll just stand up and go, life will open up for you. - Tina Turner

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

He who takes a stand is often wrong, but he who fails to take a stand is always wrong. - Unknown

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

You are, at this moment, standing, right in the middle of your own 'acres of diamonds.' - Earl Nightingale

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Relics: People who have been going to Mass for so long, they actually know when to sit, kneel, and stand. - Unknown

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde


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