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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Wherever you stand, be the soul of that place. - Rumi

No man can stand on top because he is put there. - H.H. Vreeland

Don't just stand there; make something happen. - Lee Iacocca

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. - Mark Twain

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Courage, the footstool of the Virtues, upon which they stand. - Robert Louis Stevenson

All for one and one for all, united we stand divided we fall. - Alexandre Dumas

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates. - Oscar Wilde

If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants. - Isaac Newton

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors. - Confucius

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

Let's continue to stand up for those who are vulnerable to being left out or marginalized. - Hillary Clinton

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

I like grey characters; fantasy for too long has been focused on very stereotypical heroes and villains. - George R.R. Martin

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

To stand up on a stage alone with an acoustic guitar requires bravery bordering on heroism. Bordering on insanity. - Richard Thompson

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde


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