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Know Where You Stand

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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

Here I stand. I can do no other! - Martin Luther

Fall seven times, stand up eight. - Japanese Proverb

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

Those who stand for nothing fall for anything. - Alexander Hamilton

The human race is governed by its imagination. - Napoleon Bonaparte

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao

Lines of gulls standing on glassy blue patches of wet sand. - Cathleen Schine

Courage, the footstool of the Virtues, upon which they stand. - Robert Louis Stevenson

No minister ever stood, or could stand, against public opinion. - Robert Peel

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

The soul should always stand ajar, ready to welcome the ecstatic experience. - Emily Dickinson

I believe that if you'll just stand up and go, life will open up for you. - Tina Turner

All things, in their way, reflect heavenly truth, the imagination not least. - C S Lewis

I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights. - Laura Mennell

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it. - Dylan Moran

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

He who takes a stand is often wrong, but he who fails to take a stand is always wrong. - Unknown

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

The great thing in this world is not so much where you stand, as in what direction you are moving. - Oliver Wendell-Holmes

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics. - Charles Peirce

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

In retrospect, all these exercises in self-gratification seem pure fantasy, what Pascal called 'licking the earth.' - Malcolm Muggeridge

Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either. - Evan Esar

One trouble with the world is that so many people who stand up vigorously for their rights, fall down miserably on their duties. - Unknown

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously. - Tim Allen

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


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