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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen Covey

Only time will tell if we stand the test of time. - Van Halen

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

To me, bravery is to stand up for what you believe in. - Sophie Turner

Acting is standing up naked and turning around slowly. - Rosalind Russell

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. - Terry Pratchett

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

The soul should always stand ajar, ready to welcome the ecstatic experience. - Emily Dickinson

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Don't stand shivering upon the bank; plunge in at once, and have it over. - Sam Slick

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it. - Dylan Moran

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination. - Ernest Hemingway

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics. - Charles Peirce

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

Apply yourself. Get all the education you can, but then do something. Don't just stand there; make something happen. - Lee Iacocca

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

I think I could turn and live with animals, they are so placid and self-contained. I stand and look at them long and long. - Walt Whitman

In retrospect, all these exercises in self-gratification seem pure fantasy, what Pascal called 'licking the earth.' - Malcolm Muggeridge

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

It's really important to stand up for yourself and not always agree with what people say if indeed you don't feel that that's true. - Lily Collins

Lawyers have the singular distinction of being able to play the hero and villain at the same time. Depending on where you stand in a courthouse. - Lenox Mhlanga

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde

It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the truth than to find one intrepid enough, in the face of opposition, to stand up for it. - A Hodge


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