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UNC-Duke game sneaker malfunction puts Nike in marketing dilemma

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20-Feb-2019: Seconds into a game against arch-nemesis North Carolina Tar Heels, Duke University Blue Devils forward Zion Williamson, top college basketball player in the U.S. and an NBA prospect, twisted his knee when his Nike-made shoe exploded. Ironically, Nike once launched an ad campaign on the phrase "It's gotta be the shoes!"... and today it was...

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I'm a golfer, not an athlete. - Lee Westwood

Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

Patience is a vital trait of the great athlete. - Unknown

Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns. - Unknown

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

Leading your family is a lot tougher than basketball. - Giannis Antetokounmpo

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

I treated it like every day was my last day with a basketball. - LeBron James

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

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The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow

The trouble with being a good sport is that you have to lose to prove it. - Croft M. Pentz

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

These days there are not many sports owners who have ever worn the jockstrap. - George Steinbrenner

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball. - Bobby Knight

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

We can have no progress without change, whether it be basketball or anything else. - John Wooden

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

So like any football or basketball coach, you always believe you're going to win. - Colin Powell

What you are as a person is far more important that what you are as a basketball player. - John Wooden

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Someday I might have to put down a basketball and have a regular 9-to-5 like everybody else. - Shaquille O'Neal

Karate's a very boring sport, but when you know the technique you can go further and further. - Jean-Claude Van Damme

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

There is no such thing as a perfect basketball player, and I don't believe there is only one greatest player either. - Michael Jordan

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers


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