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Just Be Ugly

Fitness plan to cut out fat

Just Be Ugly thanks to Keith Blake

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My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

I'm so unfamiliar with the gym I call it James. - Chi McBride

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

Never pick a fight with ugly people - they've got nothing to lose. - Robin Williams

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

We don't get fat because we overeat; we overeat because we're getting fat. - Gary Taubes

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Ugly animals have it rough. We're more likely to eat them or let them go extinct, and less likely to adopt them from animal shelters. - Joshua A Krisch

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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