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Just Be Ugly

Fitness plan to cut out fat

Just Be Ugly thanks to Keith Blake

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I'm a fat anorexic. - Kiri Te Kanawa

Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

For those wounded by civilization, yoga is the most healing salve. - T. Guillemets

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60. - Jack Nicholson

To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

We don't get fat because we overeat; we overeat because we're getting fat. - Gary Taubes

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But it is better to be good than to be ugly. - Oscar Wilde

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

A good role is something that will stretch your abilities and make you go beyond your levels. - Jennifer Winget

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Ugly animals have it rough. We're more likely to eat them or let them go extinct, and less likely to adopt them from animal shelters. - Joshua A Krisch

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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