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Imperial Walker

May the aging force be with you

Imperial Walker thanks to Fran Dowie

All Terrain Walkers are armoured fighting vehicles from the Star Wars universe that traverse the landscape on mechanical legs. These Walkers are used by the aging Old Republic, the Galactic Empire, and the First Order for ground assault, reconnaissance and transport.

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Ahh, hard to see, the Dark Side is. - Yoda

Now, young Skywalker... you will die. - The Emperor

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Come to the dark side. We have cookies. - Unknown

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

You know you're old if your walker has an airbag. - Phyllis Diller

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

Luke, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Vader. - Obi Wan Kenobi

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

Hello. I don't believe we have been introduced. R2-D2? A pleasure to meet you. I am C-3PO, Human-Cyborg Relations. - C-3PO

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Vader deactivated his lightsaber, picked up the comm, opened the channel, and let the sound of his respirator carry over the connection. - Kevin Hearne

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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