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Time is the chrysalsis of eternity. - Richter

A star on earth - a star in heaven. - Karen Carpenter

Specimen: An Italo-American astronaut - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

A true star shines her light on others. Be a star. - Chloe Pink

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Aldous Huxley

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every passing ship. - Omar N Bradley

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. - Dalai Lama

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

You are not Atlas carrying the world on your shoulder. It is good to remember that the planet is carrying you. - Vandana Shiva

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason. - Jimmy Fallon

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

I'm astounded by people who want to know the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. - Woody Allen

It is well to remember that the entire population of the universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others. - John A Holmes

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman

Who, by vigor of mind almost divine, the motions and figures of the planets, the paths of comets, and the tides of the seas first demonstrated. - Isaac Newton


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