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I'm toad-ally a rock star. - Sonali Gupta

I want to put a ding in the universe. - Steve Jobs

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

Everyone's a star and has a right to twinkle. - Marilyn Monroe

Humor is just another defense against the universe. - Mel Brooks

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

Everything in the universe is within you. Ask all from yourself. - Rumi

The clearest way into the universe is through a forest wilderness. - John Muir

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice. - Martin Luther King

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

The universe seems bankrupt as soon as we begin to discuss the characters of individuals. - Henry David Thoreau

I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. - Dalai Lama

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

The months and days are the travelers of eternity. The years that come and go are also voyagers. - Matsuo Basho

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

The universe doesn't give you what you want in your mind; it gives you what you demand with your actions. - Steve Maraboli

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some useful hints for the better ordering of the universe. - Alfonso X, the Wise

I'm astounded by people who want to know the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. - Woody Allen

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin


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