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Baking is science for hungry people. - Unknown

Specimen: An Italo-American astronaut - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. - Lao Tzu

If there are poor on the Moon, we shall go there too. - Mother Teresa

The universe is not a machine; it is an organic whole. - Ravi Zacharias

The present is the point at which time touches eternity. - C S Lewis

I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. - Galileo Galilei

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

I can calculate the movement of the stars, but not the madness of men. - Sir Isaac Newton

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

The stars were better company anyway. They were very beautiful, and they almost never snored. - David Eddings

A little while, we are in eternity; before we find ourselves there, let us do much for Christ. - Ann Judson

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. - Arthur Schlesinger

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

We've arranged a civilization in which most crucial elements profoundly depend on science and technology. - Carl Sagan

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown


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