#1 humor site on the 'net

If You Need Space

Job recruiting at NASA

If You Need Space thanks to Anna Travika

QuotaBills
Do I dare Disturb the universe? - T S Eliot

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

Speech is of time; silence is of eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

The universe is not a machine; it is an organic whole. - Ravi Zacharias

Even in the desolate wilderness, stars can still shine. - Aoi Jiyuu Shiroi Nozomi

I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. - Galileo Galilei

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. - Harlan Ellison

Science is always wrong - it never solves a problem without creating ten more. - George Bernard Shaw

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa

The universe seems bankrupt as soon as we begin to discuss the characters of individuals. - Henry David Thoreau

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

The stars were better company anyway. They were very beautiful, and they almost never snored. - David Eddings

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self. - Aldous Huxley

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. - Jack London

My goal is simple. It is complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all. - Stephen Hawking

You are not Atlas carrying the world on your shoulder. It is good to remember that the planet is carrying you. - Vandana Shiva

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

It is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan

It is well to remember that the entire population of the universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others. - John A Holmes

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. - Albert Einstein

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Begin doing what you want to do now. We have only this moment, sparkling like a star in our hand, and melting like a snowflake. - Marie Ray

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. - Helen Keller

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

Science is not opposed to storytelling. Science is a genre of storytelling. Stories of the real world, inspired by observations thereof. - Sean Carroll

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta


2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Rat Cut

Spot the Hidden Barred Owl

Smoking Hot Body

Billy the Eagle Owl

Star Wars Fisherman

The Devil's Swimming Pool

Pet Dentist

Nuts And Fruitcakes

Spiral Staircase

Scubaru

Nordern Minnesota Yeneral Store

Pigeon Drink

Epic Turban

Healthy Breakfast

Motorcycle Campers

Canadian Banknotes - Extreme Makeover For Toonie

Wheelchair Mower

How To Fail at Photoshopping Pictures

Life Expectancy by Age

Construction Clouds

It's Been A Good Day

Worst Aid

Dyslexic Camper