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Time is eternity begun. - James Montgomery

Life is like the moon: now full, now dark. - Polish Saying

Time is given us to use in view of eternity. - Harry Ironside

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

If you become a star, you don't change, everyone else does. - Kirk Douglas

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

When you wish upon a star... you might be happier the way you are. - Phyllis Sugar

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Once you make a decision, the universe conspires to make it happen. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

There are eighty-eight keys on a piano and within that, an entire universe. - James Rhodes

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Even sleepers are workers and collaborators on what goes on in the universe. - Heraclitus

Each small task of everyday life is part of the total harmony of the universe. - Saint Therese de Lisieux

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection. - Buddha

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

The darker the night, the brighter the stars,
The deeper the grief, the closer is God! - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

The discovery of a new dish does more for the happiness of mankind than the discovery of a star. - Jean Brillat-Savarin

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

The universe may have a purpose, but nothing we know suggests that, if so, this purpose has any similarity to ours. - Bertrand Russell

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

It is well to remember that the entire population of the universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others. - John A Holmes

The truth is that the universe has been answering you all of your life, but you cannot receive the answers unless you are awake. - Rhonda Byrn

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


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