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I Love Summer

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I Love Summer thanks to Keith Blake

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Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington

In summer the empire of insects spreads. - Adam Zagajewski

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect. - Karl Pilkington

Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

What would be left of our tragedies if an insect were to present us his? - Emile M. Cioran

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day. - Unknown

If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. - Dalai Lama

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez


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