#1 humor site on the 'net

I Love Summer

Nothing better than a knat-ural, biting visit to Winterpeg

I Love Summer thanks to Keith Blake

QuotaBills
My soul is in the sky. - William Shakespeare

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Quadrant: Four-sided insect - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright

Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath

I fell of my pink cloud with a thud. - Elizabeth Taylor

Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington

In summer the empire of insects spreads. - Adam Zagajewski

Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. - Zen Saying

Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer

A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition. - William Ward

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Ten Ants: The number of insects required to make a landlord - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day. - Unknown

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

You describe the elephant by its size, but the mosquito by its impact. Even the smallest thing has an impact. - Celia Apeagyei-Collins

Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain


Octopus Pasta

Argentina Weather Stone

Wurst Humour

Bacon My Heart

Ogre Tree

Swing By The Beach

Amsterdam Dress

Dog Pot Nap

Shame On All You Hunters

Transparent Touch Calculator

Jet Nozzles

Cord Chewing

Surreal Cubist

Painting The Center Line

Names of the Colours

At Home Grave

Boatload Interception

Shadow Seats

Alice In Hulaland

French Army Knife

Putting Your Foot Down

Chicken Rider

ManHole

Hurricane Irene