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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Broom parking only; all others will be toad. - Unknown

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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