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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Off-Campus Parking: Ample extra parking usually found in an adjoining state - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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