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While she shops on the Sunshine Coast...

Husband Parking thanks to Karen Moore

Husband Parking thanks to Karen Moore

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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Broom parking only; all others will be toad. - Unknown

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Off-Campus Parking: Ample extra parking usually found in an adjoining state - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. - Peter Drucker

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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