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Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

Clean your finger before you point at my spots. - Benjamin Franklin

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine. - Whoopi Goldberg

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine. - Wynonna Judd

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

Clean and nourish your mind every day. It can easily become a garbage bin. - Unknown

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good. - Abe Lemons

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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