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Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

What makes the engine go? Desire, desire, desire. - Stanley Kunitz

Suffering is the fuel in the engine of civilization. - Matthew W. Stover

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

We cannot create a world we can't imagine and stories are the engines of our imaginations. - Josh Stearns

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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