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I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

Roasted pigeons will not fly into one's mouth. - Dutch Proverb

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

It'll certainly give the pigeons something to do. - Pat Cash

Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

The only thing I’m afraid of is a life without you, Pigeon. - Jamie McGuire

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

You can buy anything on eBay. I bought the world's oldest globe. It's flat. - Buzz Nutley

Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

I don't understand why people would want to get rid of pigeons. They don't bother no one. - Mike Tyson

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

There are monuments all over the Parliament Buildings and I've seen what the pigeons do to them. - Tommy Douglas

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

When I lived in Delhi, I used to visit the Lodhi Gardens and feed the pigeons, crows, and ducks there. - Sangram Singh

Charity is not like feeding pigeons in the square. It is a process that requires professional management. - Roman Abramovich

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

I've been doing projects outdoors for the public. I made pigeons eat geometry by putting bread out in rhomboids and triangles. - Jenny Holzer

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

Even when you are marketing to your entire audience or customer base, you are still simply speaking to a single human at any given time. - Ann Handley

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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