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Music is my higher power. - Oliver James

Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

Music is an outburst of the soul. - Frederick Delius

Music, my rampart and my only one. - Edna St Vincent Millay

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Where words leave off, music begins. - Heinrich Heine

Modern music is as dangerous as narcotics. - Pietro Mascagni

Without music, life would be a blank to me. - Jane Austen

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

There are lessons to be learned from a stupid man. - Horace

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

Music is the moonlight in the gloomy night of life. - Jean Paul Friedrich Richter

It is always fatal to have music or poetry interrupted. - George Eliot

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

The lesson is that you can still make mistakes and be forgiven. - Robert Downy, Jr.

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Decca Recording Company

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

The first lesson a revolutionary must learn is that he is a doomed man. - Huey P. Newton

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

These capitalists generally act harmoniously and in concert, to fleece the people. - Abraham Lincoln

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first and the lesson after. - Vernon S Law

Music is the only thing I've ever known that doesn't have any rules at all. - Josh Homme

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

Music has healing power. It has the ability to take people out of themselves for a few hours. - Elton John

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde

Music is the great uniter. An incredible force. Something that people who differ on everything and anything else can have in common. - Sarah Dessen

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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