Hendersonville Police

All is fair in love and golf. - American Proverb

The crime of loving is forgetting. - Maurice Chevalier

All people look better under arrest. - John Waters

A friend to honesty and a foe to crime. - Allan Pinkerton

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

Golf, like measles, should be caught young. - P G Wodehouse

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime. - G. Gordon Liddy

Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan

You can't stop a thing by makin' a crime of it. - Kin Hubbard

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused. - Freda Adler

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong. - Kin Hubbard

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine. - Meryl Streep

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed. - Anthony Powell

Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything. - Oscar Wilde

One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks, and hitting things with a stick. - P.J. O'Rourke

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry