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Hare In My Pancakes

This food gives me the crepes!

Hare In My Pancakes thanks to Dwayne Martin

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Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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