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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Botany: The art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Xylophonist: A superstitious person who goes around knocking on wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The role of the artist today is to defend feeling against the machine. - Marty Rubin

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

The mind is not a vessel that needs filling but wood that needs igniting. - Plutarch

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

If thou art a master, sometimes be blind; if a servant, sometimes be deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

Liability: 1. The art of convincing others of your innocence; 2. A talent for telling untruths. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

The mission of the artist in an over-technologized society, is to call the old magic back to life. - Tom Robbins

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

A creative artist works on his next composition because he was not satisfied with his previous one. - Dmitri Shostakovich

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

An intellectual is a man who says a simple thing in a difficult way; an artist is a man who says a difficult thing in a simple way. - Charles Bukowski

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


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