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Life calls the tune, we dance. - John Galsworthy

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

File Clerk: One skilled in the art of concealment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

Botany: The art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

As the sculptor devotes himself to wood and stone, I would devote myself to my soul. - Toyohiko Kagawa

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can be fashioned. - Immanuel Kant

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

The mission of the artist in an over-technologized society, is to call the old magic back to life. - Tom Robbins

We ought to dance with rapture that we might be alive... and part of the living, incarnate cosmos. - D.H. Lawrence

A creative artist works on his next composition because he was not satisfied with his previous one. - Dmitri Shostakovich

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest. - George Carlin

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte


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