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Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

Because I'm an artist, I can't ever consider myself a nihilist, so I suppose I'm optimistic. - Marilyn Manson

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson


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