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Every artist was first an amateur. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have. - Andy Warhol

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide


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