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All of nature is God's art. - Dante

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Dance first. Think later. It's the natural order. - Samuel Beckett

In this world a man must either be an anvil or hammer. - Henry W. Longfellow

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

An artist is not paid for his labor but for his vision. - James M Whistler

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

When all you've got is a hammer, bad service looks like a nail. - Doc Searls

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The most potent and sacred command which can be laid upon any artist is the command: wait. - Iris Murdoch

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

Because I'm an artist, I can't ever consider myself a nihilist, so I suppose I'm optimistic. - Marilyn Manson

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

An intellectual is a man who says a simple thing in a difficult way; an artist is a man who says a difficult thing in a simple way. - Charles Bukowski

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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