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Gyprock Prayer

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Gyprock Prayer thanks to Malachi Defries

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First get the job; then get the job done. - Unknown

Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. - Aristotle

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

When the gods wish to punish us they answer our prayers. - Oscar Wilde

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beaurocracy: A system that enables ten men to do the work of one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Steve Jobs changed my life. He also changed the life of every designer. - Yves Behar

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. - Bill Gates

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life. - Abraham Lincoln

Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Our pathways often twist through stormy landscapes; but when we look back, we'll see a thousand miles of miracles and answered prayers. - David Jeremiah

What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho


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