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Gyprock Prayer thanks to Malachi Defries

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He's done an amazing job. - Donald Trump

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Go where your best prayers take you. - Frederick Buechner

Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. - Gordon Hinckley

The longer the title, the less important the job. - George McGovern

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

Prayer is the inheritance we receive and the legacy we leave. - Mark Batterson

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Happiness is the real sense of fulfillment that comes from hard work. - Joseph Barbara

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

The closest I ever came to perfection was when I filled out a job application. - Phil Callaway

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it. - Henry Ford

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours. - Harry S Truman

No human being will work hard at anything unless they believe that they are working for competence. - William Glasser

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

Even our hardest prayers are easy for the Omnipotent One to answer because there is no degree of difficulty. - Mark Batterson

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

I used to ask God to help me. Then I asked if I might help Him. I ended up by asking Him to do his work through me. - James Hudson Taylor

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas


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