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Gyprock Prayer thanks to Malachi Defries

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Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

We always admire the other fellow more after we have tried to do his job. - William Feather

You pray for the hungry. Then you feed them. That's how prayer works. - Pope Francis

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

The closest a person ever comes to perfection is when he fills out a job application form. - Stanley Randall

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their job. - Samuel Goldwyn

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe


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