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Ground Control To Major Tom

David Bowie's tomcat inspiration

Ground Control To Major Tom thanks to Keith Blake

Space Oddity by David Bowie

Ground Control to Major Tom
Ground Control to Major Tom
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on

Ground Control to Major Tom
Commencing countdown, engines on
Check ignition and may God's love be with you

This is Ground Control to Major Tom
You've really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare

This is Major Tom to Ground Control
I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today

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Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Time is the chrysalsis of eternity. - Richter

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. - Aldous Huxley

The universe is made up of stories, not atoms. - Muriel Rukeyser

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. - Lao Tzu

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Everyone's a star and has a right to twinkle. - Marilyn Monroe

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no shortage of fault to be found amid our stars. - John Green

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

You are the antibodies kicking in as the planet fights its fever. - Bill McKibben

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made of stars. - Serbian Proverb

I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical. - Arthur C. Clarke

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami

There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self. - Aldous Huxley

I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. - Jack London

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

The universe may have a purpose, but nothing we know suggests that, if so, this purpose has any similarity to ours. - Bertrand Russell

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

Within each of us, there is silence. A silence as vast as the universe. And when we experience that silence, we remember who we are. - Gunilla Norris

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon. - Kurt Vonnegut

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown


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