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Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

I will praise any man that will praise me. - William Shakespeare

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

Faith consists in believing what reason cannot. - Voltaire

If there were no God, there would be no atheists. - G K Chesterton

What you do in secret is on Public Display before God. - Jim Hughes

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

Faith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof. - Kahlil Gibran

The kingdom of God always appears upside down to the human perspective. - David Jeremiah

Doubts are the ants in the pants of faith. They keep it awake and moving. - Frederick Buechner

What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive? - Irv Kupcinet

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

If Jesus were living in our culture, he would probably hang out in coffeehouses. - Mark Batterson

God made Adam first because he didn't want any advice from Eve how to make Adam. - Unknown

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

Once you have been reconciled to God, you have no problem being reconciled to others. - Fred Luter

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. - Thornton Wilder

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

Faith is to believe what you do not yet see; the reward for this faith is to see what you believe. - Saint Augustine

Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. - Ricky Gervais

The majesty of faith is that it teaches us to see what exists, not merely what catches our attention. - Jonathan Sacks

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Prejudice, a dirty word, and faith, a clean one, have something in common: they both begin where reason ends. - Harper Lee

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Worship is a posture of life that takes as its primary purpose the understanding of what it really means to love and revere God. - Ravi Zacharias

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one's listening; actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word. - Richelle E. Goodrich

The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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