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God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

Without God life makes no sense. - Andrei Bitov

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther

Trust in God, but tether your camel at night. - Jack Ryan

If God is dead then everything is justifiable. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

Conceited people never hear anything but praise. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

Ask God for what man can give, and you may get it. - European Proverb

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks

Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. - Jewish Proverb

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

Faith is not something to grasp, it is a state to grow into. - Mohandas Gandhi

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow

Doubts are the ants in the pants of faith. They keep it awake and moving. - Frederick Buechner

If you preach to the hurts of people, you will never lack for an audience. - Joseph Parker

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

You can always borrow a corkscrew from a member of the Protestant Episcopal Church. - Chauncey Depew

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

There is forgiveness for those who seek God. And I believe in the power of redemption. - Rick Perry

It happens to be against two laws: God's and man's. I'm booking her on the second. - Cornell Wilde

Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society. - Malcolm Muggeridge

How utterly terrible is the current idea that Christians can serve God at their own convenience. - AW Tozer

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

If you really believe in the message you're preaching, you want as many people as possible to listen. - Mark Batterson

If God forgives us we must forgive ourselves. Otherwise, it is almost like setting up ourselves as a higher tribunal than Him. - C S Lewis

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

A calling is simply God's shaping of your burden and beckoning you to your service to him in the place and pursuit of his choosing. - Ravi Zacharias

Knight Room


Spot The Surfer

Finally Got The Sink Fixed

Antique iPhones

Spongebob Suarez

Auto Correct Passing

Computer Resuscitation


Husband of the Year

Child Disarma-meant

Ancient Greek Stormtrooper

Ferrous Wheel

Dese Are My Bebies

Mega Samurai Sudoku Puzzles

Big Boots To Fill

Redneck Dog Kennel

Mom Posting

Flying is so Overrated

Too Short

Pinocchio Playground

Bike Bed

Hi, My Name's Cliff - Drop Over Some Time!

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