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Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias

Self praise is no praise at all. - Lord Byron

God sends meat - the Devil sends cooks. - Charles VI

By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

Desire of praise disposeth to laudable actions. - Thomas Hobbes

It is very lonely sometimes, trying to play God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

We are too apt to love praise, but not to deserve it. - William Penn

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte

God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Sometimes God allows what he hates to accomplish what he loves. - Joni Eareckson Tada

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. - Sonia Ricotti

You may forget that you are at every moment totally dependent on God. - C S Lewis

And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. - Genesis 1:31

Is man one of God's blunders, or is God one of man's blunders? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. - Hebrews 11:1

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

We failed, but in the good providence of God, apparent failure often proves a blessing. - Robert E Lee

When you carry the cross of Jesus, you will find that the cross will wind up carrying you. - Unknown

You were made by God and for God and until you understand that, life will never make sense. - Rick Warren

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

Our intellect is not intended to be an end in itself, but only a means to the very mind of God. - Ravi Zacharias

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

I always tole God, "I'm gwine to hole stiddy on you, an' you've got to see me through." - Harriet Tubman

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown


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