Gregorian Monk

Praise the bridge that carried you over. - George Colman

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

God has given you one face, and you make yourself another. - William Shakespeare

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay Leno

There is no uncreated being except God. God has no opposite. - C S Lewis

God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces. - Unknown

The one thing we owe absolutely to God is never to be afraid of anything. - Charles de Foucauld

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

When we make ourselves more than nothing, we make God less than everything. - Robert Foster

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. - William Temple

Faith is an oasis in the heart which will never be reached by the caravan of thinking. - Khalil Gibran

There are other ways of recognizing the existence of God, through nature for instance. - Billy Graham

There is forgiveness for those who seek God. And I believe in the power of redemption. - Rick Perry

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

When you carry the cross of Jesus, you will find that the cross will wind up carrying you. - Unknown

We are all pencils in the hand of a writing God, who is sending love letters to the world. - Mother Teresa

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

To one who has faith, no explanation is necessary. To one without faith, no explanation is possible. - Thomas Aquinas

Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God gives us to control our fears, not to oust them. - Vincent McNabb

Faith is the centerpiece of a connected life. It allows us to live by the grace of invisible strands. - Terry T Williams

God trained Moses in a palace to use him in a desert. He trained Joseph in a desert to use him in a palace. - Ravi Zacharias

Sometimes God leads us to a place where we have nowhere to turn but to Him; our only option is to trust Him. - Mark Batterson

It cost God nothing, so far as we know, to create nice things: but to convert rebellious wills cost him crucifixion. - C S Lewis

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

Now is our chance to choose the right side. God is holding back to give us that chance. It won't last forever. We must take it or leave it. - C S Lewis