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What has God wrought? - Samuel Morse

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

If God is dead then everything is justifiable. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Every worldview has to bring together reason and faith. - Ravi Zacharias

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

Praise is rebuke to the man whose conscience alloweth it not. - Martin F Tupper

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

A rigorous religion can be conceived and nurtured in ignorance. - Ravi Zacharias

Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. - Sonia Ricotti

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

God's mercy and grace give me hope - for myself, and for our world. - Billy Graham

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

If I owe Smith ten dollars and God forgives me, that doesn't pay Smith. - Robert G Ingersoll

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

I'm tired of praise; and love is very sweet, when it is simple and sincere like this. - Louisa May Alcott

When you carry the cross of Jesus, you will find that the cross will wind up carrying you. - Unknown

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

When you are arguing against God you are arguing against the very power that makes you able to argue at all. - C S Lewis

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. - Voltaire

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is like an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mohandas Gandhi

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton

If you think that nobility consists of having sixteen ancestors rather than merit, great Prince, then you may - and you may also praise or condemn me. - Franz Grillparzer

The tragedy of disbelieving God is not that a person ends up believing in nothing. Alas, it is much worse - a person may end up believing in anything. - G K Chesterton


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