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A man of courage is also full of faith. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

Praise is ever attendant on great wealth. - Roman Proverb

God help those who do not help themselves. - Addison Mizner

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up. - Woody Allen

God heales, and the Physitian hath the thankes. - George Herbert

My reason nourishes my faith and my faith my reason. - Norman Cousins

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu

Faith is not something to grasp, it is a state to grow into. - Mohandas Gandhi

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish. - Unknown

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

You can hear the footsteps of God when silence reigns in the mind. - Sathya S Baba

Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible. - Mary McLeod Bethune

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. - Sonia Ricotti

God doesn't comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters. - Billy Graham

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

There's a difference between an intellectual faith and a personal, heart faith. - Billy Graham

Praise is the weapon God gives you to leverage the negative circumstances of your life. - David Evans

The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

Praise the Lord. Blessed is the man who fears the Lord, who finds great delight in his commands. - Bible

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah

Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

One of our fundamental spiritual problems is this: we want God to do something new while we keep doing the same old thing. - Mark Batterson

If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes

God has infinite attention to spare for each one of us. You are as much alone with him as if you were the only being he had ever created. - C S Lewis

God's forgiveness allows us to be honest with ourselves. We recognize our imperfections, admit our failures, and plead to God for clemency. - Jonathan Sacks


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