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God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

God forgives those who invent what they need. - Lillian Hellman

God's mercy is his ministry to the miserable. - Chuck Swindoll

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

To praise great actions is in some sense to share them. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

Through suffering we realize how desperately we need God's presence. - Ravi Zacharias

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless. - Charles M Crowe

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

Once you have been reconciled to God, you have no problem being reconciled to others. - Fred Luter

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

To one who has faith, no explanation is necessary. To one without faith, no explanation is possible. - Thomas Aquinas

Let nothing disturb thee,
Let nothing affright thee,
All things are passing,
God changeth never. - Teresa of Ávila

A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible. - George Burns

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

Trust God for the impossible - miracles are His department. Our job is to do our best, letting the Lord do the rest. - David Jeremiah

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

Faith isn't about always having all the answers. Faith is about believing that God will always come through for you. - Unknown

If God forgives us we must forgive ourselves. Otherwise, it is almost like setting up ourselves as a higher tribunal than Him. - C S Lewis

God has already arranged a comeback for every setback, a vindication for every wrong, a new beginning for every disappointment. - Joel Osteen

The love of God shows us that God alone bridges the distance between him and us, enabling us to see this world through Calvary. - Ravi Zacharias

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx


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