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Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

Social media allows big companies to act small again. - Jay Baer

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

It's the media riling up the people, rather than people riling up the media. - Miley Cyrus

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M Wright

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you are discouraged it is a sign of pride, because it shows you trust in your own powers. - Mother Teresa

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

Instagram is not a place for tone or irony... (she obviously hasn't been to #joekstergram) - Mary H K Choi

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Irritainment: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

And so the abnormal is now normal in entertainment, because the normal is treated as subnormal in the world of the media. - Ravi Zacharias

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

Even when you are marketing to your entire audience or customer base, you are still simply speaking to a single human at any given time. - Ann Handley

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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