Gothic Hearse

My people, I die innocent! - Louis XVI

All who have died are equal. - Comanche Proverb

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

It is not death but dying which is terrible. - Henry Fielding

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact. - Elon Musk

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? - Steven Wright

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

Men must have legends, else they will die of strangeness. - Les A Murray

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn't consider dying. - Bette Davis

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

To achieve things, we must live as though we are never going to die. - Luc de Clapiers

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. - Fulton J. Sheen

I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty. - Nancy Reagan

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

You cannot live without the lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me. - Humphrey Bogart

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and when death has come, we are not. - Epicurus

The immature man wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mature man wants to live humanely for one. - Wilheim Stekel

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question, "Is there life after death?" - Bette Midler

I felt an earnest and humble desire, and I shall do it till I die, to increase the stock of harmless cheerfulness. - Charles Dickens

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats