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Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

Love has no age, no limit; and no death. - John Galsworthy

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Biography is one of the new terrors of death. - John Arbuthnot

If you like to seek revenge, dig a grave for two. - Jewish Proverb

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. - Mark Twain

If you wish to die young, make your physician your heir. - Romania Proverb

Death is life's way of telling you you're fired. - Unknown

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

Most people die with their music still locked up inside them. - Benjamin Disraeli

Spend your days pursuing the things you want said at your funeral. - Peter Legge

Quit living as if the purpose of life is to arrive safely at death. - Mark Batterson

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. - Mark Twain

They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to Middle Earth. - George R.R. Martin

You cannot live without lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

You need to bury the hatchet. No need to hold grudges. That only weighs you down. - Ken Shamrock

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done easily lying down. - Woody Allen

The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle. Unless you die of something. - Guindon

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age. - George Burns

Everybody has got to die, but I have always believed an exception would be made in my case. - William Saroyan

I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been. - Daniel Keyes

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. - Anais Nin

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

My mother reads the obituary page every day, but she could never understand how people always die in alphabetical order. - Frank Carson

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh