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I am dying beyond my means. - Oscar Wilde

Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

One has only to die to be praised. - German Proverb

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

Death is that after which nothing is of interest. - Rozinov

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Music, when soft voices die, vibrates in the memory. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown

With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn't consider dying. - Bette Davis

Kind words will never die - neither will they buy groceries. - Bill Nye

There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for. - Albert Camus

When I die, I want to come back as Bobby Layne's chauffeur. - Don Meredith

The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions. - Ellen Glasgow

Spend your days pursuing the things you want said at your funeral. - Peter Legge

Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce

Quit living as if the purpose of life is to arrive safely at death. - Mark Batterson

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A living person whom death has deprived of the power of filial ingratitude. - Ambrose Bierce

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

I know we're going to die. But some of us are going to do something about it. - Tom Burnett

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction. - Salvador Dali

If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. - Mel Brooks

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to lay the game of life. - Jean Giraudoux

For death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? - I Corinthians 15:55

When I die I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin. - J.P. Donleavy

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

When Christ died, He died for you individually just as much as if you'd been the only man in the world. - C S Lewis

2% of the people think, 3% of the people think they think, and 95% of the people would rather die than think. - George Bernard Shaw

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

Grandfather: Death is nothing to be afraid of.
Renee: It's not death I'm afraid of.
Grandfather: What is it, then?
Renee: Life - Yvonne Wood


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