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Going The Extra Mile

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Going The Extra Mile thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Inch, 1 mile - Unknown

Exit: How you mark the spot. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every exit is an entry somewhere else. - Tom Stoppard

Vanguard: A person who protects trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. - Lao Tzu

Anyone can run 20 miles. It's the next six that count. - Barry Magee

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. - Lao-tzu

I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason

LAN: To borrow as in, 'Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck.'” - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. - Phyllis Diller

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

Brass bands are all very well in their place - outdoors and several miles away. - Thomas Beecham

When some men discharge an obligation you can hear the report for miles around. - Mark Twain

Catch on fire with enthusiasm, and people will come for miles to watch you burn. - John Wesley

Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time. - Malcolm Muggeridge

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

If you want to run, run a mile. If you want to experience a different life, run a marathon. - Emil Zatopek

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When we checked with the title insurance company, they said we had ... a complete right to that entrance and exit. - Donald Trump

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Dubmerol: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bakinmyday: A law passed in the early 1900s that made it mandatory to build all schools at least 15 miles from all future grandfathers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our pathways often twist through stormy landscapes; but when we look back, we'll see a thousand miles of miracles and answered prayers. - David Jeremiah

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.


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