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Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

The death of a beloved is an amputation. - C S Lewis

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

Biography is one of the new terrors of death. - John Arbuthnot

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. - Socrates

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. - Sam Levenson

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

Absolute silence leads to sadness. It is the image of death. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for. - Albert Camus

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Spend your days pursuing the things you want said at your funeral. - Peter Legge

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

I shall never act differently, even if I have to die for it many times. - Socrates

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to Middle Earth. - George R.R. Martin

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

Many people die at twenty-five and aren't buried until they are seventy-five. - Benjamin Franklin

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

It's better to die for an idea that will live than live for an idea that will die. - Steve Biko

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

For us humans, everything is permanent - until it changes, as we are immortal until we die. - Malcolm Muggeridge

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

I got well by talking. Death could not get a word in edgewise, grew discouraged, and traveled on. - Louise Erdrich

For death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? - I Corinthians 15:55

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Philanthropy without scale and sustainability is like any other bad business that will simply wither and die on the vine. - Naveen Jain

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. - Unknown

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine

We had hoped to have been bringing you Arthur the Human Chameleon, but this afternoon, he crawled across a tartan rug and died of exhaustion. - Ronnie Corbett

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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