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Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Love has no age, no limit; and no death. - John Galsworthy

Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

The act of dying is also one of the acts of life. - Marcus Aurelius

The day we stop dreaming is the day we start dying. - Mark Batterson

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Music, when soft voices die, vibrates in the memory. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy

Our hope is as certain as Jesus's grave is empty. - Sam Allberry

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. - Mark Twain

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

Flight attendants don't die, they just fly higher. - Unknown

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

Death comes equally to us all, and makes us all equal when it comes. - John Donne

Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. - Clarence W Hall

I preach as never sure to preach again, and as a dying man to dying men. - Richard Baxter

Resentment is like taking poison and waiting for the other person to die. - Malachy McCourt

Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says; "I am coming." - Virgil

Why are we scared to die? Do any of us remember being scared when we were born? - Trevor Kay

Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of the other of us has to go. - Oscar Wilde

There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction. - Salvador Dali

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

I know now, Lord, why you utter no answer. You are yourself the answer. Before your face questions die away. What other answer would suffice? - C S Lewis

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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