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Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

When good Americans die they go to Paris. - Oscar Wilde

He that lives upon hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie. - Ilona Andrews

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

Biography is one of the new terrors of death. - John Arbuthnot

You were born an original, don't die a copy. - Unknown

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for. - Albert Camus

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

For thirty years my act consisted of one joke. And then she died. - George Burns

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. - Lyman Beecher

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. - P.J. O'Rourke

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways. - Stephen V Benet

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. - Unknown

Until I die, I'm going to keep doing. My people need me. They need somebody that's not taking from them and is giving them something. - Clara McBride Hale

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao


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