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Passing distracted drivers on the right side

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Those who will not risk cannot win. - John Paul Jones

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more. - Erica Jong

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

Take calculated risks. That is quite different from being rash. - George S Patton

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on. - Maxwell Maltz

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent one. - Voltaire

The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open. - Chuck Palahniuk

In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take. - Adlai Stevenson

You cannot build God's reputation if you aren't willing to risk yours. - Mark Batterson

Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. - T S Eliot

The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle. - Bob Varsha

If you are not willing to risk the unusual, you will have to settle for the ordinary. - Jim Rohn

There are two types of risk in life: the danger of trying and the danger of not trying. - Nick Vujicic

Flight Risk: Employees who are suspected of planning to leave a company or department soon - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

Our technological powers increase, but the side effects and potential hazards also escalate. - Alvin Toffler

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

There is no impossibility to him who stands prepared to conquer every hazard. The fearful are the failing. - Sarah J. Hale

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

Consuming mushrooms regularly has been associated with decreased risk of breast, stomach and colorectal cancers. - Joel Fuhrman

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin

Risk is not just part of life. It is life. The place between your comfort zone and your dream is where life takes place. - Nick Vujicic

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

When my generation was your age, we took crazy risks. The wildest thing was - prepare to be shocked - we deliberately ingested carbohydrates! - Dave Barry


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