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The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant
Our ancestors ... were laborers, not lawyers. - Thomas Jefferson
I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world. - Bill Watterson
Do well and you will have no need for ancestors. - Voltaire
Beware of men who flourish with hereditary honors. - Latin Proverb
There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown
Leading your family is a lot tougher than basketball. - Giannis Antetokounmpo
I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman
My parents were neither very poor nor conspicuously honest. - Mark Twain
Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are. - John G. Pollard
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield
To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown
Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull
Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns
Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi
Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner
No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI
My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss
A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. - Daniel Webster
My first advice on how not to grow old would be to choose your ancestors carefully. - Bertrand Russell
You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu
Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero
It is a desirable thing to be well-descended, but the glory belongs to our ancestors. - Plutarch
When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is not hereditary. - Thomas Paine
Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. - Laurence J Peter
Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown
We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane
I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban
The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse
It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kin Hubbard
A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato - the best part of him is underground. - Henry Cooper
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw
The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey
We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery
Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart
The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles
In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia
Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson