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Swimming hazards in the Gene Pool

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By ancestry, I was born to rule. - Nelson Mandela

Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

People like to trace their ancestry. - Richard Dawkins

He flourishes with hereditary honors. - Latin Proverb

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

Beware of men who flourish with hereditary honors. - Latin Proverb

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors. - Edward Dahlberg

Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

The meek shall inherit the world, but they'll never increase market share. - William G McGowan

Those who inherit fortunes are often more troublesome than those who make them. - African Saying

If we stand tall, it's because we stand on the shoulders of many ancestors. - Unknown

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

People will not look forward to posterity who never look backward to their ancestors. - Edmund Burke

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have anything to do with it. - Haim Ginott

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kin Hubbard

Mothers are like glue, Even when you can't see them, they're still holding the family together. - Susan Gale

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

The unjustifiable severity of a parent is loaded with this aggravation, that those whom he injures are always in his sight. - Joseph Addison

The brain is not a bag of traits. It's startlingly complex. There are few or no single genes with a consistent effect on the mind. - Steven Pinker

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

If you have a family mission statement that clarifies what your purpose is, then you use that as the criterion by which you make the decisions. - Stephen Covey

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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