Gene Lifeguard

It's all in the genes. - Unknown

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world. - Bill Watterson

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

My parents were neither very poor nor conspicuously honest. - Mark Twain

The meek shall inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights. - J Paul Getty

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt. - Herbert Hoover

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

The meek shall inherit the world, but they'll never increase market share. - William G McGowan

Those who inherit fortunes are often more troublesome than those who make them. - African Saying

Conventions are like coins, an easy way of dealing with the commerce of relations. - Freya Stark

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

It is a desirable thing to be well-descended, but the glory belongs to our ancestors. - Plutarch

I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here. - Bill Watterson

No man can cause more grief than one clinging blindly to the voices of his ancestors. - William Faulkner

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kim Hubbard

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

Hello. I don't believe we have been introduced. R2-D2? A pleasure to meet you. I am C-3PO, Human-Cyborg Relations. - C-3PO

The unjustifiable severity of a parent is loaded with this aggravation, that those whom he injures are always in his sight. - Joseph Addison

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

What ya eat ain't got nuttin' to do with how old ya are. That all depends on your ancestors. It's what they call a matter of heresy. - Archie Bunker

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde