Gene Lifeguard

Grammatical Error: When Grandma screws up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant

Our ancestors ... were laborers, not lawyers. - Thomas Jefferson

I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world. - Bill Watterson

Do well and you will have no need for ancestors. - Voltaire

Beware of men who flourish with hereditary honors. - Latin Proverb

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

Leading your family is a lot tougher than basketball. - Giannis Antetokounmpo

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

My parents were neither very poor nor conspicuously honest. - Mark Twain

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are. - John G. Pollard

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. - Daniel Webster

My first advice on how not to grow old would be to choose your ancestors carefully. - Bertrand Russell

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

It is a desirable thing to be well-descended, but the glory belongs to our ancestors. - Plutarch

When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is not hereditary. - Thomas Paine

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. - Laurence J Peter

Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kin Hubbard

A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato - the best part of him is underground. - Henry Cooper

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson