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A thankful heart is the parent of all virtues. - Cicero

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

Beware of men who flourish with hereditary honors. - Latin Proverb

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the earth. - Jesus Christ

The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

The meek shall inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights. - J Paul Getty

Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors. - Edward Dahlberg

To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Passing Tone: Frequently heard near the baked beans at family barbecues - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The meek may inherit the earth, but it's the grumpy who get promoted. - Father Mulcahy

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

My parents are very good examples of Christians. They are big on forgiveness. - James Acaster

Live so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

My parents treated my like I had a brain - which, in turn, caused me to have one. - Diane Lane

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

Everyone has ancestors and it is only a question of going back far enough to find a good one. - Howard K. Nixon

Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have anything to do with it. - Haim Ginott

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There's no environment I can think of that would have remained constant enough to preserve dinosaur DNA. - Hendrik Poinar

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

The unjustifiable severity of a parent is loaded with this aggravation, that those whom he injures are always in his sight. - Joseph Addison

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

The brain is not a bag of traits. It's startlingly complex. There are few or no single genes with a consistent effect on the mind. - Steven Pinker

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

What ya eat ain't got nuttin' to do with how old ya are. That all depends on your ancestors. It's what they call a matter of heresy. - Archie Bunker

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer