QuotaBillsColic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton
Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg
Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Cataract: Where cats hang their coats. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman
A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb
One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash
Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney
Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck
People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin
A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain
Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown
In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne
I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown
Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
People have to see that there is a high degree of complexity about belonging to a gang. It's a symptom, not a problem. - Greg Boyle
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney
Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman
The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz