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Gang Violence Has To Stop

Fighting like cats and dogs

Gang Violence Has To Stop thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Cataract: Where cats hang their coats. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Violence is like a weed - it does not die even in the greatest drought. - Simon Wiesenthal

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Skunk: 1. A streamlined cat with a 2-tone finish and a fluid drive; 2. A community scenter. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's nothing so tragic as the murder of a beautiful theory by a gang of brutal facts. - Unknown

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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