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Future Power Plug

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The future is a great land. - Unknown

I touch the future. I teach. - Christa McAuliffe

Most of our future lies ahead. - Denny Crum

The future comes one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

Never let a small setback ruin your future. - Unknown

The future depends on what we do in the present. - Mahatma Gandhi

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

There is no future for a people who deny their past. - Adam Clayton Powell Jr.

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future. - Oscar Wilde

Your task is not to foresee the future, but to enable it. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

Real generosity toward the future lies in giving all to the present. - Unknown

Real generosity towards the future lies in giving all to the present. - Albert Camus

Upper classes are a nation's past; the middle class is its future. - Ayn Rand

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

A speculator is a man who observes the future, and acts before it occurs. - Bernard Baruch

But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

That man is prudent who neither hopes nor fears anything from the uncertain events of the future. - Anatole France

A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future. - Denis Waitley

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

The real happiness of life is to enjoy the present, without any anxious dependence upon the future. - Lucius A Seneca

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley

One day you'll find someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be your future. - Unknown

Don't major in the minors. Do the tough things first and take control of both your carer and your future. - Peter Legge

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman

The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is. - C S Lewis

To believe in something not yet proved and to underwrite it with our lives; it is the only way we can leave the future open. - Lillian Smith

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama


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