QuotaBillsToo clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash
Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown
Facts are stupid things. - Ronald Reagan
Only dumb people are happy. - Courtney Love
There are no dumb customers. - Peter F Drucker
Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery
Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal. - Leo Tolstoy
Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown
Though patrician, he was also stupid. - Greek Proverb
I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. - Terry Bradshaw
I can't brain today. I have the dumb. - Unknown
Mama says, 'Stupid is as stupid does.' - Forrest Gump
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung. - Voltaire
You can't cure stupid, but you can sedate it. - Unknown
There are lessons to be learned from a stupid man. - Horace
You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown
Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid. - John Wayne
Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. - George Bernard Shaw
I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. - Unknown
I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young
It's always darkest just before the fridge door opens. - Phil Callaway
I have the body of an 18-year-old. I keep it in the fridge. - Spike Milligan
Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin
Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown
People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr
I've probably wasted a solid year of my life just staring into the fridge. - Bill Murray
Don't do something permanently stupid because you're temporarily upset. - Unknown
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid. - Dorothy Parker
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx
You don't have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to. - Louis C.K.
Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. - Voltaire
No man is so wise that he knows everything, nor is any man so stupid he knows nothing. - Amish Saying
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby
To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew. - Unknown
If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. - George Carlin
My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller
Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. - Sam Levenson
Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid. - Dean Koontz
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong
Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith
You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown
The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. - Jane Austen
TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland
Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz
The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he. - Karl Kraus
It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain
Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip
When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow
Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget
A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke
If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams
If God has given you a message, go and give it to the people as God has given it to you. It is a stupid thing to try to be eloquent. - Dwight L. Moody
The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein
You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering, stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. - Dylan Moran
These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump
Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson
Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy