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The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I don't want people who want to dance; I want people who have to dance. - George Balanchine

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter. - Oscar Wilde

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

A creative artist works on his next composition because he was not satisfied with his previous one. - Dmitri Shostakovich

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

If you would perfect your body, guard your mind.
If you would renew your body, beautify your mind. - James Allen

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

An intellectual is a man who says a simple thing in a difficult way; an artist is a man who says a difficult thing in a simple way. - Charles Bukowski

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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