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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

Either dance well or quit the ballroom. - Greek Proverb

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Primitive Artist: An amateur whose work sells - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

Dance first. Think later. It's the natural order. - Samuel Beckett

Whittle By Whittle: How to carve a statue out of wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

A single arrow is easily broken, but not ten in a bundle. - Japanese Proverb

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

The clearest way into the universe is through a forest wilderness. - John Muir

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. - Angelina Jolie

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump


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