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He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

Everyone's a star and has a right to twinkle. - Marilyn Monroe

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

Ad astra per aspera. (To the stars through difficulties) - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

I'm a bit of a P. T. Barnum. I make stars out of everyone. - Donald Trump

If you become a star, you don't change, everyone else does. - Kirk Douglas

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar Wilde

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made of stars. - Serbian Proverb

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal. - George Bernard Shaw

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Thomas H. Huxley

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

The discovery of a new dish does more for the happiness of mankind than the discovery of a star. - Jean Brillat-Savarin

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. - Jack London

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon. - Kurt Vonnegut

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown


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