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Back in my day we had nine planets. - Unknown

Life is like the moon: now full, now dark. - Polish Saying

Only in the darkness can you see the stars. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

If there are poor on the Moon, we shall go there too. - Mother Teresa

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations. - John Green

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. - Galileo Galilei

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

Cavity: Empty space ready to be stuffed with dentist's bills. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is sheer laziness not compressing thought into a reasonable space. - Winston Churchill

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. - Jack London

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

You are not Atlas carrying the world on your shoulder. It is good to remember that the planet is carrying you. - Vandana Shiva

Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next ten. - Neil A Armstrong

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. - Helen Keller

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

Who, by vigor of mind almost divine, the motions and figures of the planets, the paths of comets, and the tides of the seas first demonstrated. - Isaac Newton

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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