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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

A star on earth - a star in heaven. - Karen Carpenter

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Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations. - John Green

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar Wilde

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

I can calculate the movement of the stars, but not the madness of men. - Sir Isaac Newton

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every passing ship. - Omar N Bradley

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. - Jack London

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason. - Jimmy Fallon

Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next ten. - Neil A Armstrong

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. - Helen Keller

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville


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