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Stars can't shine without darkness. - Unknown

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

Everyone's a star and has a right to twinkle. - Marilyn Monroe

If there are poor on the Moon, we shall go there too. - Mother Teresa

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

You are the antibodies kicking in as the planet fights its fever. - Bill McKibben

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

The stars were better company anyway. They were very beautiful, and they almost never snored. - David Eddings

I admit that mathematical science is a good thing. But excessive devotion to it is a bad thing. - Aldous Huxley

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Hope is tenacious. It goes on living and working when science has dealt it what should be its deathblow. - Paul L Dunbar

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon. - Kurt Vonnegut

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

The march of science and technology does not imply growing intellectual complexity in the lives of most people. It often means the opposite. - Thomas Sowell


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