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When is a Pilsner not a Pilsener?

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Carling brewery was founded by Paddy Fast in Birmingham, England, in 1840. In 1952 Carling lager was first sold in the United Kingdom; in the early 1980s it became the UK's most popular beer brand (by volume sold). The company changed hands numerous times and was acquired by Canadian Breweries Limited, which was eventually renamed Carling O'Keefe, which merged with Molson, which then merged with Coors to form Molson Coors Brewing Company.
'Pilsener beer' (also referred to as 'Pilsen' or 'Pils'), originated in the Czech town of Pilsen in 1842. This new type of 'pale lager beer' become very popular and soon dominated that location's beer market.

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Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Social media allows big companies to act small again. - Jay Baer

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

Any dictator would admire the uniformity and obedience of the U.S. media. - Noam Chomsky

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

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When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

Institutions that once had to go through media to deliver information are now themselves media. - Andrew Nachison

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

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The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

And so the abnormal is now normal in entertainment, because the normal is treated as subnormal in the world of the media. - Ravi Zacharias

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

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The media have provided the Devil with perhaps the greatest opportunity accorded him since Adam and Eve were turned out of the Garden of Eden. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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