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When is a Pilsner not a Pilsener?

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Carling brewery was founded by Paddy Fast in Birmingham, England, in 1840. In 1952 Carling lager was first sold in the United Kingdom; in the early 1980s it became the UK's most popular beer brand (by volume sold). The company changed hands numerous times and was acquired by Canadian Breweries Limited, which was eventually renamed Carling O'Keefe, which merged with Molson, which then merged with Coors to form Molson Coors Brewing Company.
'Pilsener beer' (also referred to as 'Pilsen' or 'Pils'), originated in the Czech town of Pilsen in 1842. This new type of 'pale lager beer' become very popular and soon dominated that location's beer market.
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Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Institutions that once had to go through media to deliver information are now themselves media. - Andrew Nachison

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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