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When is a Pilsner not a Pilsener?

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Carling brewery was founded by Paddy Fast in Birmingham, England, in 1840. In 1952 Carling lager was first sold in the United Kingdom; in the early 1980s it became the UK's most popular beer brand (by volume sold). The company changed hands numerous times and was acquired by Canadian Breweries Limited, which was eventually renamed Carling O'Keefe, which merged with Molson, which then merged with Coors to form Molson Coors Brewing Company.
'Pilsener beer' (also referred to as 'Pilsen' or 'Pils'), originated in the Czech town of Pilsen in 1842. This new type of 'pale lager beer' become very popular and soon dominated that location's beer market.

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Social media allows big companies to act small again. - Jay Baer

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

Any dictator would admire the uniformity and obedience of the U.S. media. - Noam Chomsky

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

Irritainment: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Even when you are marketing to your entire audience or customer base, you are still simply speaking to a single human at any given time. - Ann Handley

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The media have provided the Devil with perhaps the greatest opportunity accorded him since Adam and Eve were turned out of the Garden of Eden. - Malcolm Muggeridge

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If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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