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First Computer Cursor

Before the beginning of high tech

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In war, truth is the first casualty. - Aeschylus

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

Nothing happens unless first we dream. - Carl Sandburg

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Use your enemy's arrows for firewood. - Matshona Dhliwayo

A child's first teacher is its mother. - Peng Liyuan

Laugh at yourself first before anyone else can. - Elsa Maxwell

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. - Woody Allen

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt. - Groucho Marx

If a man would move the world, he must first move himself. - Socrates

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

If you want to keep your memories, you first have to live them. - Bob Dylan

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. - Welsh Proverb

The first thing that put me on the map was my Sherlock Holmes novel. - Nicholas Meyer

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

Save a thief from the gallows and he will be the first to cut your throat. - Italian Proverb

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of. - Burt Bacharach

God made Adam first because he didn't want any advice from Eve how to make Adam. - Unknown

All my life I've looked at words as though I were seeing them for the first time. - Ernest Hemingway

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

I have Alzheimer's bulimia - first I eat everything in sight, then I forget to puke. - Cindy Marzahn

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Before you create any more 'great content,' figure out how you are going to market it first. - Joe Pulizzi

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

I do know what my first meal in the next world would be: Spaghetti Aglio e Olio, heavy on everything. - Rachael Ray

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. - WC Fields

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two... - Norman Wisdom

Winning doesn't always mean being first. Winning means you're doing better than you've done before. - Bonnie Blair

Betrayal always comes wrapped up in a friendly cloak. It's one of the first things I learned in the Senate. - Kevin Hearne

I was in the first submarine. Instead of a periscope, they had a kaleidoscope. "We're surrounded." - Steven Wright

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan


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