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Before the beginning of high tech

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Nothing happens unless first we dream. - Carl Sandburg

The first quality that is needed is audacity. - Winston Churchill

The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole

This is the first day of the rest of your life. - Unknown

The first step is you have to say that you can. - Will Smith

Unaware: What you put on first and take off last - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To climb steep hills requires a slow pace at first. - William Shakespeare

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

The first test of a truly great man is his humility. - John Ruskin

Believing in yourself is the first secret to success. - Unknown

If a man would move the world, he must first move himself. - Socrates

It is in self-limitation that a master first shows himself. - Johan Wolfgang von Goethe

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. - George Carlin

First and last, what is demanded of genius is love of truth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

The first great gift we can bestow on others is a good example. - Morell

In every first novel the hero is the author as Christ or Faust. - Oscar Wilde

Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is first thought. - Emily Dickinson

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

Honesty first; then courage; then brains - and all are indispensable. - Theodore Roosevelt

Setting goals is the first step in turning the invisible into the visible. - Tony Robbins

Save a thief from the gallows and he will be the first to cut your throat. - Italian Proverb

Honesty is not only the first step toward greatness, it is greatness itself. - Christian Nestell Bovee

The first 40 years of life give us the text; the next 30 supply the commentary. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

To trust agents, hyperlinks are the twenty-first-century equivalent of the name-dropper. - Chris Brogan

The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first. - Unknown

A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. - Kelly Link

Before you create any more 'great content,' figure out how you are going to market it first. - Joe Pulizzi

Look around when you have got your first mushroom or made your first discovery: they grow in clusters. - George Polya

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. - WC Fields

Thoughts are like arrows: once released, they strike their mark. Guard them well, or one day you may be your own victim. - Navajo Proverb

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. - Lucille Ball

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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