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First Computer Cursor

Before the beginning of high tech

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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

First appearance deceives many. - Phaedrus

He who strikes first, strikes twice. - Mexico

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

Nothing happens unless first we dream. - Carl Sandburg

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

The first step is you have to say that you can. - Will Smith

A mother is a daughter's first best friend. - Unknown

Real Soon Now: When the software will be shipped - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Unaware: What you put on first and take off last - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dance first. Think later. It's the natural order. - Samuel Beckett

Believing in yourself is the first secret to success. - Unknown

If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving. - Henny Youngman

If at first you do succeed don't take any more chances. - Kin Hubbard

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

If you want to keep your memories, you first have to live them. - Bob Dylan

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is first thought. - Emily Dickinson

The first thing that put me on the map was my Sherlock Holmes novel. - Nicholas Meyer

The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it. - Rudyard Kipling

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

First-rate people hire first-rate people; second-rate people hire third-rate people. - Leo Rosten

The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first. - Unknown

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

You could say that the paparazzi and the tabloids are sort of the assault weapons of the First Amendment. - Charlton Heston

Don't major in the minors. Do the tough things first and take control of both your carer and your future. - Peter Legge

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. - Mark Twain

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma

Who, by vigor of mind almost divine, the motions and figures of the planets, the paths of comets, and the tides of the seas first demonstrated. - Isaac Newton

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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