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First Computer Cursor

Before the beginning of high tech

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Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

Every really new idea looks crazy at first. - Alfred North Whitehead

Laugh at yourself first before anyone else can. - Elsa Maxwell

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

If you want to move up you must first stand out. - Tom Peters

Eve: The first chicken to ruin a man's garden - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To climb steep hills requires a slow pace at first. - William Shakespeare

Dance first. Think later. It's the natural order. - Samuel Beckett

The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. - William Shakespeare

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

First love is a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

The first step to knowledge is to know that we are ignorant. - Cecil

The first man gets the oyster, the second man gets the shell. - Andrew Carnegie

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie

The first thing that put me on the map was my Sherlock Holmes novel. - Nicholas Meyer

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

Maybe I'm a serial regional writer. First here, then there, across the map. - Richard Ford

Stuff: What people do on Thanksgiving: First to the turkey, and then to themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The very first step toward success in any occupation is to become interested in it. - Sir William Osler

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

Internet: The best library in the world, but with all its books strewn across the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. - Nicolas Chamfort

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

You could say that the paparazzi and the tabloids are sort of the assault weapons of the First Amendment. - Charlton Heston

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two... - Norman Wisdom

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

What's the first excellence in a lawyer? Tautology. What's the second? Tautology. What's the third? Tautology. - Richard Steele

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

The first virtue is to restrain the tongue; he approaches nearest to gods who knows how to be silent, even though he is in the right. - Cato The Elder

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

If a preacher is not first preaching to himself, better that he falls on the steps of the pulpit and breaks his neck than preaches that sermon. - John Calvin

Restlessness is discontent, and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man, and I'll show you a failure. - Thomas Edison


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Famous Equations

Ain't Mowing the Lawn Anymore

Crocpox

Deer Me!

Inverted Helicopter

Water Hat

NASCAR Fan - Diehard Category

Busted

Build It - They Will Come

Exhausted Baby

Monkeypox II

Overloaded Bookshop

Grass Leak

Family Tent

False Dreams

Fishnet Stockings

Saskatchewan Freeway

They All Look So Jacozy

Sunset Eclipse

Ikea Blueprint

Flight of the Ladybug