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What seniors can expect this Christmas
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Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare
Each day comes bearing its own gifts. Untie the ribbons. - Ruth Ann Schabacker
Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund
I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge
My goal was never to make Facebook cool. I am not a cool person. - Mark Zuckerberg
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Those gifts are ever the most acceptable which the giver has made precious. - Ovid
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin
If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson
What really motivates people at Facebook is building stuff that they're proud of. - Mark Zuckerberg
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker
It's one of the greatest gifts you can give yourself, to forgive. Forgive everybody. - Maya Angelou
Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers
If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown
One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye
I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright
When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown
No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby
The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg
The thing that we are trying to do at Facebook, is just help people connect and communicate more efficiently. - Mark Zuckerberg
Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey
We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas
I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown
Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor
From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick
Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple
Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger
Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission - to make the world more open and connected. - Mark Zuckerberg
When I started Facebook from my dorm room in 2004, the idea that my roommates and I talked about all the time was a world that was more open. - Mark Zuckerberg