Farm Fresh Nuggets

Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every moment is a fresh beginning. - T S Eliot

Hatchet: What a hen does to an egg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Himalaya: A rooster that lays an egg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Deviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

New mysteries. New day. Fresh doughnuts. - David Lynch

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker

Do not count your chickens before they are hatched. - Aesop

A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg. - Samuel Butler

Poultry is for the cook what canvas is for the painter. - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

Like blind hens, we are ignorant of our own self and the depths within us. - Johannes Tauler

Fresh popcorn is near impossible to resist, second only to fresh doughnuts. - Shannon Wiersbitzky

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. - Andy Rooney

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

While grief is fresh, every attempt to divert only irritates. You must wait till it be digested, and then amusement will dissipate the remains of it. - Samuel Johnson