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Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

New mysteries. New day. Fresh doughnuts. - David Lynch

One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. - Garrison Keillor

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

Fresh activity is the only means of overcoming adversity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb

I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs. - H L Mencken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

Fresh popcorn is near impossible to resist, second only to fresh doughnuts. - Shannon Wiersbitzky

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

Suddenly you find that a whole new life has opened before you, as if a fresh sap of ideas and thoughts was rising in you. - Agatha Christie

The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw

Whoever is providing leadership needs to be as fresh and thoughtful and reflective as possible to make the very best fight. - Faye Wattleton

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown


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