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The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Strategy is a pattern in a stream of decisions. - Henry Mintzberg

I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win. - C-3PO

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

The company without a strategy is willing to try anything. - Michael Porter

The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. - Benjamin Disraeli

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

It isn't just creation and promotion; it is process as well. - Neil Patel

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

People at Facebook are fairly used to the press being nice to us or not nice to us. - Mark Zuckerberg

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment. - Betty White

Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory; tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat. - Sun Tsu

You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown

One of my big regrets is that Facebook hasn't had a major chance to shape the mobile operating system ecosystem. - Mark Zuckerberg

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are trying to build a community. - Mark Zuckerberg

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

A lot of times, I run a thought experiment: 'If I were not at Facebook, what would I be doing to make the world more open?' - Mark Zuckerberg

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi

Even when you are marketing to your entire audience or customer base, you are still simply speaking to a single human at any given time. - Ann Handley

When I started Facebook from my dorm room in 2004, the idea that my roommates and I talked about all the time was a world that was more open. - Mark Zuckerberg

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks. - Mark Zuckerberg


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