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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face. - Harry Hill

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

The features of our face are hardly more than gestures which have become permanent. - Marcel Proust

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Let your devotional life be the beacon that guides you through the tough terrain you will face. - Ravi Zacharias

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

I like grey characters; fantasy for too long has been focused on very stereotypical heroes and villains. - George R.R. Martin

May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung


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