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Camouflage: Wise guise. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The human face is my landscape. - Joshua Reynolds

Thine face is not worth sunburning. - Henry V

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

Be not proud of race, face, place, or grace. - Charles H Spurgeon

We suffer more often in imagination than in reality. - Seneca

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight. - Matt Groening

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe

What you deny or ignore, you delay, What you accept and face, you conquer. - Robert Tew

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

Busyness functions like an addiction. When you stop, you have to face your thoughts, which terrifies most of us. - Thibaut

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

In retrospect, all these exercises in self-gratification seem pure fantasy, what Pascal called 'licking the earth.' - Malcolm Muggeridge

Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them; but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness, insight. - Helen Keller

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

Stretching the capabilities of my imagination is a crucial aspect of writing fiction; you could think of it as a mental form of athleticism. - Julia Glass


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