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Escape Ring

Titanium handcuff shim, hidden in plain view

Escape Ring thanks to Karen Moore

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The name Pavlov rings a bell. - Unknown

If you've got a talent, protect it. - Jim Carrey

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings. - It's a Wonderful Life

Identification... is a form of escape from the self. - Krishnamurti

The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it. - Unknown

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

I think "Hail to the Chief" has a nice ring to it. - John F Kennedy

Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with. - Thomas Carlyle

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

Do not lengthen the quarrel while there is an opportunity of escaping. - Latin Proverb

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Jeanne Moreau

Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

The plague fell upon the whole world.. not a single man in the whole Roman Empire could escape. - Procopius

Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong. - Muhammad Ali

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer. - Ambrose Bierce

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

The diamond may adorn royalty, regardless of personal worth; but jewels of thought render even poverty illustrious and sublime. - Gems for the Fireside

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden


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