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Emergency Stops Only

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Emergency Stops Only thanks to Keith Blake

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The buck stops here. - Harry S Truman

A winner never stops trying. - Tom Landry

The meaning of life is that it stops. - Franz Kafka

Nobody is a failure until he stops trying. - Unknown

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Trusting our intuition often saves us from disaster. - Anne W Schaef

Meet success like a gentleman and disaster like a man. - Lord Birkenhead

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Wringing your hands only stops you from rolling up your sleeves. - James Rollins

The wheel turns and turns and turns: it never stops and stands still. - Anita Desai

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson

A teacher affects eternity. He can never tell where his influence stops. - Henry Adams

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

He who was honoured yesterday, and stops practicing today, will lose tomorrow. - Unknown

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

The only ultimate disaster that can befall us is to feel ourselves at home on this earth. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. - Nicolas Chamfort

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. - George Jessel

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

Optimist: someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster; it's more like a cha-cha. - Robert Brault

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. - Henry Ford

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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