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Economy Hit Hard

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Economy Hit Hard thanks to Keith Blake

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Love more. Worry Less. - Unknown

Worry is practical atheism. - Unknown

People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

Worry is a waste of the imagination. - Unknown

There is no education like adversity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Adversity introduces a man to himself. - Unknown

Worry is the stomach's worst poison. - Alfred Nobel

Fresh activity is the only means of overcoming adversity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

You'll never find a better sparring partner than adversity. - Walt Schmidt

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about. - Edward Abbey

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist - except an old optimist. - Mark Twain

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. - Jack Canfield

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

In the long run, the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip. - Unknown

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

Adversity has the effect of eliciting talents which, in prosperous circumstances, would have lain dormant. - Horace

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

With the changing economy, no one has lifetime employment. But community colleges provide lifetime employability. - Barack Obama

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

Adversity is sometimes hard upon a man; but for one man who can stand prosperity, there are a hundred that will stand adversity. - Elvis Presley

There is no perfect solution to depression, nor should there be. And odd as this may sound, we should be glad of that. It keeps us human. - Lesley Hazelton

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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