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Economy Hit Hard

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Economy Hit Hard thanks to Keith Blake

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Chicken: An egg factory - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy

There is no education like adversity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Steven Wright

The solar system has no anxiety about its reputation. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

All our fret and worry is caused by calculating without God. - Oswald Chambers

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

You'll never find a better sparring partner than adversity. - Walt Schmidt

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

A pessimist is someone who makes difficulties of his opportunities. - Unknown

Most of the things you worry about won't even happen, so relax. - Unknown

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Never worry about criticism from people you would never take advice from. - Unknown

The bravest sight in the world is to see a great man struggling against adversity. - Seneca

I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart. - Alice Walker

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

Prosperity is not without many fears and distastes; adversity not without many comforts and hopes. - Francis Bacon

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Take thought for the tomorrow, yes, careful thought and planning and preparation. But have no anxiety. - Dale Carnegie

Pessimism becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy; it reproduces itself by crippling our willingness to act. - Howard Zinn

The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. - Winston Churchill

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

With the changing economy, no one has lifetime employment. But community colleges provide lifetime employability. - Barack Obama

Don't worry about losing. If it is right, it happens - the main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away. - John Steinbeck

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

By adversity are wrought the greatest works of admiration, and all the fair examples of renown, out of distress and misery are grown. - Samuel Daniel

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke


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