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Economy Hit Hard

Fowl recession going on in America

Economy Hit Hard thanks to Keith Blake

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Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom. - Soren Kierkegaard

Adversity introduces a man to himself. - Unknown

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders

Trust is central to an economy that works. - Stephen Covey

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You'll never find a better sparring partner than adversity. - Walt Schmidt

Put your trust in the Lord and go ahead. Worry gets you no place. - Roy Acuff

A pessimist is someone who makes difficulties of his opportunities. - Unknown

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

I'd rather be an optimist and a fool than a pessimist and right. - Albert Einstein

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Never worry about criticism from people you would never take advice from. - Unknown

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Pessimists are not boring. Pessimists are right. Pessimists are superfluous. - Elias Canetti

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

Pessimists are usually kind. The gay, bubbling over, have no time for the pitiful. - Sean O'Faolain

I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart. - Alice Walker

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

I'm the only person of distinction who has ever had a depression named for him. - Herbert Hoover

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it. - George Bernard Shaw

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

Many an attack of depression is nothing but the expression of regret at having to be virtuous. - Wilhelm Stekel

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

Take thought for the tomorrow, yes, careful thought and planning and preparation. But have no anxiety. - Dale Carnegie

The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. - Winston Churchill

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

Adversity is sometimes hard upon a man; but for one man who can stand prosperity, there are a hundred that will stand adversity. - Elvis Presley

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet


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