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Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom. - Soren Kierkegaard

There is no education like adversity. - Disraeli

Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Concentration is a fine antidote to anxiety. - Jack Nicklaus

The pessimist is half-licked before he starts. - Thomas A. Buckner

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater. - William Hazlitt

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean. - Mark Twain

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both. - Oscar Wilde

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Comfort and prosperity have never enriched the world as much as adversity has. - Billy Graham

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. - Jack Canfield

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

In the long run, the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip. - Unknown

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

By adversity are wrought the greatest works of admiration, and all the fair examples of renown, out of distress and misery are grown. - Samuel Daniel

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden


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