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Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Daylight is an amazing boost for bravery. - Debra Pickman

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

The pessimist is half-licked before he starts. - Thomas A. Buckner

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Steven Wright

Fresh activity is the only means of overcoming adversity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist. - Robert G. Allen

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

All our fret and worry is caused by calculating without God. - Oswald Chambers

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Most of the things you worry about won't even happen, so relax. - Unknown

By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean. - Mark Twain

Violence is like a weed - it does not die even in the greatest drought. - Simon Wiesenthal

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

Pessimists are usually kind. The gay, bubbling over, have no time for the pitiful. - Sean O'Faolain

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists. - Jean Rostand

An Irishman can be worried by the consciousness that there is nothing to worry about. - Austin O'Malley

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Nothing is harder to direct than a man in prosperity; nothing more easily managed than one in adversity. - Plutarch

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

By adversity are wrought the greatest works of admiration, and all the fair examples of renown, out of distress and misery are grown. - Samuel Daniel

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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