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I'm a fat anorexic. - Kiri Te Kanawa

Fat: Energy gone to waist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

A good husband is healthy and absent. - Japanese Proverb

Laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories. - Jessica Simpson

The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. - Unknown

Leave off all thin potations and addict thyself to sack. - William Shakespeare

I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old. - Peter Gabriel

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead. - James Thurber

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

We don't get fat because we overeat; we overeat because we're getting fat. - Gary Taubes

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Coaching doesn't make sick people well - it helps healthy people become extra-ordinary. - Thomas Leonard

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

I don't weigh myself because most scales don't know how heavy all the grudges I'm holding onto are. - Unknown

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

Maintaining healthy forests is essential to those who make a living from the land and for those of us who use them for recreational purposes. - Cathy M. Rodgers

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

A healthy, if well-concealed, respect for one's own capabilities is essential, but it should never lead to underestimating those of the opponent. - Jack Nicklaus

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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