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The healthy die first. - Italian Proverb

Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid

You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

I've probably tried every fad diet in the world. - Jenna Ushkowitz

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. - Winston Churchill

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant. - Carol Vorderman

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

Once you lose the weight, you're really anxious to eat healthy. - Etta James

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

There is nothing more beautiful in this world than a healthy, wise old man. - Lin Yutang

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

Life, if you're fat, is a minefield - you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up. - Miriam Margolyes

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

I believe that how you feel is very important to how you look - that healthy equals beautiful. - Victoria Principal

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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