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A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

Why y'all duded up lookin' like Errol Slim? - Archie Bunker

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

Leave off all thin potations and addict thyself to sack. - William Shakespeare

Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham

The only thin a boyfriend was good for was a shattered heart. - Becca Fitzpatrick

I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old. - Peter Gabriel

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead. - James Thurber

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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