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I'm a fat anorexic. - Kiri Te Kanawa

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

Laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories. - Jessica Simpson

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I've probably tried every fad diet in the world. - Jenna Ushkowitz

I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. - Winston Churchill

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old. - Peter Gabriel

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean. - Unknown

We don't get fat because we overeat; we overeat because we're getting fat. - Gary Taubes

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen

I don't weigh myself because most scales don't know how heavy all the grudges I'm holding onto are. - Unknown

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali


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