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Pain should not be wasted. - Gerda W Klein

Diabetes taught me discipline. - Sonia Sotomayor

Logic is the anatomy of thought. - Albert Einstein

Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb

When I first found out I had diabetes I denied it. - Nell Carter

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

Pleasure of love lasts but a moment. Pain of love lasts a lifetime. - Bette Davis

Suicide doesn't end the pain. It just passes it on to someone else. - James Kirkup

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Pain is neither intolerable nor everlasting... it is in the power of the soul to maintain its own serenity. - Marcus Aurelius

Meaninglessness does not come from being weary of pain; meaninglessness comes from being weary of pleasure. - G K Chesterton

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain

The pain started years ago, but I'd lived with it for so long at that point that I'd accepted it as an inevitable part of me. - Ashley Wallis


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