Dead Batteries

Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

When I discover who I am, I'll be free. - Ralph Ellison

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

Free trade is not a principle; it is an expedient. - Benjamin Disraeli

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Only the truth of who you are, if realized, will set you free. - Eckhart Tolle

Xerox Subsidy: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from a workplace - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free. - John Barrymore

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. - Eric Hoffer

To forgive is to set a prisoner free and discover that the prisoner was you. - Lewis B Smedes

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. - Chuck Palahniuk

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he's absolutely free to choose. - William M. Bulger

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

Free will, though it makes evil possible, is also the only thing that makes possible any love or goodness or joy worth having. - C S Lewis

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

The most important thing that I learned in growing up is that forgiveness is something that, when you do it, you free yourself to move on. - Tyler Perry

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright