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Revolt: Recharge a battery - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Books don't need batteries. - Nadine Gordimer

Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

We hold the dust and let the gold go free. - G K Chesterton

When I discover who I am, I'll be free. - Ralph Ellison

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free. - Charles Dickens

He who has overcome his fears will truly be free. - Aristotle

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

When you explore your fears then you set yourself free. - Stephen Richards

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

Only the truth of who you are, if realized, will set you free. - Eckhart Tolle

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free. - John Barrymore

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

The trouble with free elections is that you never know how they are going to turn out. - Vyacheslav Molotov

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

If we don't believe in free expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. - Noah Chomsky

Bob War: (Southern) A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: 'Boy, stay away from that bob war fence.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

Cut out the free feed for the boss hogs at the public trough and the spill-over they've been leaving us. We'll manage. - Paul Harvey

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush

Juvenile Delinquent: 1. A youngster who has been given a free hand but not in the proper place; 2. A kid who starts acting like his parents. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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