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Defect-free software does not exist. - Wietse Venema

Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free. - Charles Dickens

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free. - John Barrymore

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. - Eric Hoffer

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? - George Carlin

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - Adlai E. Stevenson

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

You will never be free until you free yourself from the prison of your own false thoughts. - Unknown

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. - Chuck Palahniuk

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach

We want to feel free, yet are scared to muster the courage to do what's necessary to become free. - Kathy Caprino

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

Cut out the free feed for the boss hogs at the public trough and the spill-over they've been leaving us. We'll manage. - Paul Harvey

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

The most important thing that I learned in growing up is that forgiveness is something that, when you do it, you free yourself to move on. - Tyler Perry

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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