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Absolutely free, or greatis. - Archie Bunker

Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

A nation cannot be ignorant and free. - Thomas Jefferson

I'm a supporter of my free speech. - Howard Stern

None of us is free until we are all free. - Emma Lazarus

When I discover who I am, I'll be free. - Ralph Ellison

Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. - Thomas Jefferson

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

He who has overcome his fears will truly be free. - Aristotle

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

When you explore your fears then you set yourself free. - Stephen Richards

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

Only the truth of who you are, if realized, will set you free. - Eckhart Tolle

Free Advice: The kind that costs you nothing unless you act upon it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

To forgive is to set a prisoner free and discover that the prisoner was you. - Lewis B Smedes

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

We want to feel free, yet are scared to muster the courage to do what's necessary to become free. - Kathy Caprino

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

Cut out the free feed for the boss hogs at the public trough and the spill-over they've been leaving us. We'll manage. - Paul Harvey

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver

Juvenile Delinquent: 1. A youngster who has been given a free hand but not in the proper place; 2. A kid who starts acting like his parents. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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