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Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

I'm a supporter of my free speech. - Howard Stern

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Buy one of them battery transvester radios. - Archie Bunker

No man is free who is not a master of himself. - Epictetus

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? - George Carlin

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - Adlai E. Stevenson

The more you hold on to the true and the good, the more you are free to really live. - Ravi Zacharias

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

We want to feel free, yet are scared to muster the courage to do what's necessary to become free. - Kathy Caprino

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he's absolutely free to choose. - William M. Bulger

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

Cut out the free feed for the boss hogs at the public trough and the spill-over they've been leaving us. We'll manage. - Paul Harvey

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

The most important thing that I learned in growing up is that forgiveness is something that, when you do it, you free yourself to move on. - Tyler Perry

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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