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Love is no assignment for cowards. - Ovid

Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

Being Irish, I always had this love of words. - Kenneth Branagh

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

Never say love is like anything - it isn't. - Michael Chabon

Love is not merely blind but mentally afflicted. - Alice Thomas Ellis

When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

Love is not to be purchased, and affection has no price. - St. Jerome

Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

Love: An ocean of emotions surrounded entirely by expenses. - Thomas R Dewar

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Traveling in the company of those we love is home in motion. - Leigh Hunt

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product. - Ron White

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. - Peter Ustinov

Lovers don't finally meet somewhere. They're in each other all along. - Rumi

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

Don't feel stupid if you don't like what everyone else pretends to love. - Emma Watson

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fried. That and caviar. - Cameron Diaz

A little kindness from person to person is better than a vast love for all humankind. - Richard Dehmel

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it. - Rodney Dangerfield


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