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Love more. Worry Less. - Unknown

Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We are easily duped by those we love. - Moliere

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

Speech is the vestibule to the palace of love. - Jami of Persia

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. - Douglas Adams

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. - African Proverb

To lose balance, sometimes, for love, is part of living in a balanced life. - Elizabeth Gilbert

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in the world. - Garman Wold

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt. - Dorothy Parker

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy - both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. - Michael Scott

The one thing we can never get enough of is love. And the one thing we never give enough of is love. - Henry Miller

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it. - Bob Hope

Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you. - Unknown

Antelope: 1. Why Grandpa won't forgive Uncle; 2. Event involving two bugs who fall in love and run away together. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

When he wanted to take her picture, he didn't tell her to smile, but told her, "I love you" and her smile was more beautiful. - Unknown


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