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It is good to love the unknown. - Charles Lamb

Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb

If you have love, it's easier. - Joe Segal

She was torn between love and booty. - Faith Baldwin

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. - Karen Sunde

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

The best cure for unrequited love: get to know them better. - Alain de Botton

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

Perfect love means to love the one through whom one became unhappy. - Soren Kierkegaard

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst. - Tom Stoppard

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

Gestures, in love, are incomparably more attractive, effective, and valuable than words. - Francois Rabelais

We are all pencils in the hand of a writing God, who is sending love letters to the world. - Mother Teresa

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

The longest absence is less perilous to love than the terrible trials of incessant proximity. - Ouida

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without. - Rafael Ortiz

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Being in love first moved them to promise fidelity: this quieter love enables them to keep the promise. - C S Lewis

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

The opposite of love isn't hate - it's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care. - Marcia Cross

There has never been, nor will there ever be, anything quite so special as the love between a mother and a son. - Unknown

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

Judge nothing, you will be happy. Forgive everything, you will be happier. Love everything, you will be happiest. - Sri Chinmoy

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli


Scottish Variant

Knight Room

FIFA HQ

Spot The Surfer

Finally Got The Sink Fixed

Antique iPhones

Spongebob Suarez

Auto Correct Passing

Computer Resuscitation

PonyTale

Husband of the Year

Child Disarma-meant

Ancient Greek Stormtrooper

Ferrous Wheel

Dese Are My Bebies

Mega Samurai Sudoku Puzzles

Big Boots To Fill

Redneck Dog Kennel

Mom Posting

Flying is so Overrated

Too Short

Pinocchio Playground

Bike Bed

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