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Scary relationships grown on trees

Date Carving thanks to Keith Blake

True love stories never have endings. - Richard Bach

Love one another as I have loved you. - Jesus Christ

Ah me! love can not be cured by herbs. - Ovid

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Forgiveness is the final form of love. - Reinhold Niebuhr

A person is only as good as what they love. - Saul Bellow

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

People who love to eat are always the best people. - Julia Child

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. - Hubert H Humphrey

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman

First love is a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

A poet never takes notes. You never take notes in a love affair. - Robert Frost

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart. - Alice Walker

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Jeanne Moreau

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged. - Hans Nouwens

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. - Rosemonde Gerard

Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love. - Dr. Seuss

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you. - Brandan Behan

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

Spend your time with those who love you unconditionally, not with those who love you only when the condition is right for them. - Unknown

Loving ourselves allows us to show up in the world so we can love others, uplift others, and make the world a more loving place. - Troy Love

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama

Ping Wrong

Tree House

Skull Violins

Finger Phone

Family Bike

Airless See-Through Tires

Aussie Motorcycle

Statue Selfie

Bacon Sandwich

Elephant Hand

Unless Your Dog Can Do This

Dragon Buoy

Cat On A Hot Tin Roof

Bird Melons

Local Crabs

Black Golfer

Ostrich Imprint

Tea Party Weapon

Extra Space Bed

Unattended Children


Cell Phone Warning

Umbrella Protection and Non-Protection

Husband Creche