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Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. - George Herbert

Love is the poetry of the senses. - Honore de Balzac

Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

Everyone is in love with their own ideas. - Carl Jung

Love is the ultimate no-calorie sweetener. - Richelle E. Goodrich

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign. - Woody Allen

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

The biggest love affair since Romeo and Juliet is Milton Berle and the audience. - Walter Winchell

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

People love me. And you know what, I have been very successful. Everybody loves me. - Donald Trump

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look. - Mia Farrow

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. - Tom Robbins

I realized when you look at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know. - Mitch Albom

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown


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