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Even the gods love jokes. - Plato

Love is a great beautifier. - Louisa May Alcott

In tennis, love means nothing. - Unknown

I love life because what more is there. - Anthony Hopkins

Familiar acts are beautiful through love. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Shift from judgment to compassion to love. - Thomas Leonard

The sweetest joy, the wildest woe, is love. - Pearl Bailey

A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. - Rabindranath Tagore

A person is only as good as what they love. - Saul Bellow

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

Oh, I'm so inadequate. And I love myself! - Meg Ryan

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Love sought is good, but given unsought is better. - William Shakespeare

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

I love mankind... It's people I can't stand. - Linus Van Pelt

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

Love shall be our token; love be yours and love be mine. - Christina Rossetti

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. - Bertrand Russell

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

Lovers don't finally meet somewhere. They're in each other all along. - Rumi

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

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