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My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Love does not dominate; it cultivates. - Johan Wolfgang von Goethe

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Shift from judgment to compassion to love. - Thomas Leonard

Isn't love the only thing that counts? - Ravi Zacharias

Oh, I'm so inadequate. And I love myself! - Meg Ryan

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

I love fools' experiments. I am always making them. - Charles Darwin

Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies. - Swedish Proverb

He was afraid of defiling the love which filled his soul. - Leo Tolstoy

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never. - Charles C Colton

A poet never takes notes. You never take notes in a love affair. - Robert Frost

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

I love seafood. I'm not a vegetarian but I'm probably a pescetarian. - Padma Lakshmi

If we love still those whom we lose, can we altogether lose those whom we love? - Thackery

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. - Chuck Palahniuk

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

Being in love first moved them to promise fidelity: this quieter love enables them to keep the promise. - C S Lewis

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee

You know it's love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you're not part of their happiness. - Julia Roberts

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

Surgeons must be very careful
When they take the knife!
Underneath their fine incisions
Stirs the Culprit - Life! - Emily Dickinson

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump


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