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Love is metaphysical gravity. - R Buckminster Fuller

All is fair in love and golf. - American Proverb

It is good to love the unknown. - Charles Lamb

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

The best love affairs are those we never had. - Norman Lindsay

Most men admire virtue, who follow not her love. - John Milton

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

Love your enemies, for they tell you your faults. - Benjamin Franklin

I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix. - Dan Quayle

I love mankind... It's people I can't stand. - Linus Van Pelt

Where there is great love, there are always miracles. - Willa Cather

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever. - Audre Lorde

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Teresa

When you love someone all your saved up wishes start coming out. - Elizabeth Bowen

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning. - Unknown

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

You're imperfect, and you're wired for struggle, but you are worthy of love and belonging. - Brene Brown

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

The characteristics of an authentically empowered personality are humbleness, clarity, forgiveness and love. - Gary Zukav

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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