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Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

Where words leave off, music begins. - Heinrich Heine

Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. - James Bramston

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

Traffic Ticket: Finale of the policeman's bawl - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Music can change the world because it can change people. - Bono

Modern music is three farts and a raspberry, orchestrated. - John Barbirolli

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music. - Aldous Huxley

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

Music could ache and hurt, that beautiful music was a place a suffering man could hide. - Pat Conroy

If you were music, I would listen to you ceaselessly, and my low spirits would brighten up. - Anna Akhmatova

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Dubmerol: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson

If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards


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