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The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Grammer: Your father's mother. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everyone is the son of his own works. - Miguel de Cervantes

Bagdad: What mother did when she met father - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do. - Luke 23:24

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

The Son of God became a man to enable men to become sons of God. - C S Lewis

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Those who slew my father I drove into exile... and defeated them in battle. - Augustus

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

A good father is one of the most unsung, unpraised, unnoticed, and yet one of the most valuable assets in our society. - Billy Graham

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Lookin' back all I can say about all the things he did for me is I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be. - Brad Paisley

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


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