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Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Joy Ride: Going somewhere without the kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

I'm a father; that's what matters most. Nothing matters more. - Gordon Brown

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. - The Princess Bride

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

Acorn: 1. An oak in a nutshell; 2. Something painful on Dad's toe. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

Of all the titles I've been privileged to have, 'Dad' has always been the best. - Ken Norton

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Becoming a dad means you have to be a role model for your son and be someone he can look up to. - Wayne Rooney

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Our oldest son was trying to find himself for about a year. Then one day he got a haircut, and found himself. - Phil Callaway

There has never been, nor will there ever be, anything quite so special as the love between a mother and a son. - Unknown

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Darth Vader


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