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Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause. - Unknown

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs. - Noel Coward

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. - Stuart Turner

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Looking at how successful all the Kardashian women are, I don't blame Bruce Jenner at all. - Trevor Noah

Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married too. - H L Mencken

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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