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Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

I hate women because they always know where things are. - Voltaire

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

On one issue at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women. - H L Mencken

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

My greatest regret is not knowing at 30 what I knew about women at 60. - Arthur Miller

Chance Remark: Anything a man chances to say when two women are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

Crochet: An exercise that gives women something to think about when they are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Looking at how successful all the Kardashian women are, I don't blame Bruce Jenner at all. - Trevor Noah

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

If this world is going to be reached, I am convinced that it must be done by men and women of average talent. - Dwight L. Moody

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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