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Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. - Unknown

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

First women subtract from their age, then they divide it, and then they extract its square root. - Unknown

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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