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Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

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I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

Either dance well or quit the ballroom. - Greek Proverb

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Can't act. Can sing. Balding. Can dance a little. - MGM Executive

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. - Groucho Marx

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

I'm due at the ballet. They're doin' Swoon Lake. - Archie Bunker

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have. - Andy Warhol

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter. - Oscar Wilde

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope


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