Concealed Weapon

Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

Never shoot more than you can eat. - Unknown

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

You always know how to make me Snickers. - Unknown

Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? - Steven Wright

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? - George Carlin

Prose is a museum, where all the old weapons of poetry are kept. - T.E. Hulme

You can figure out what the villain fears by his choice of weapons. - Connie Brockway

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

The lack of belief is a defect that ought to be concealed when it cannot be overcome. - Jonathan Swift

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy. - Milton Berle

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

The great thing about candy is that it can't be spoiled by the adult world. Candy is innocent. - Rosecrans Baldwin

You could say that the paparazzi and the tabloids are sort of the assault weapons of the First Amendment. - Charlton Heston

A critic is someone who never actually goes to the battle, yet who afterwards comes out shooting the wounded. - Tyne Daly

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway