QuotaBillsNever shoot more than you can eat. - Unknown
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? - Steven Wright
Force, no matter how concealed, begets resistance. - Lakota
Guns have only two enemies - rust and politicians. - Unknown
The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? - Steven Wright
Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert
The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite
When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi
Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder
Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott
Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins
Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley
It is much easier to imagine ghastly new biological weapons than to create them. - Andrew Pollack
Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown
The lack of belief is a defect that ought to be concealed when it cannot be overcome. - Jonathan Swift
I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan
If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown
My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette
In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey
You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine
To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn
Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse
Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? - Molly Harper
I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan
The only weapon with which the unconscious patient can immediately retaliate upon the incompetent surgeon is hemorrhage. - William Stewart Halsted
You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield
I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill
Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard
It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide
I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat
A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while. - Robin Williams
When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan
A healthy, if well-concealed, respect for one's own capabilities is essential, but it should never lead to underestimating those of the opponent. - Jack Nicklaus