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Clever Man

Listening to the voices in your wife's head

Clever Man thanks to Keith Blake

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Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. - Unknown

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil. - C S Lewis

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself. - Rumi

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought. - Robert Breault

You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions. - Naguib Mahfouz

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. - Will Durant

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

If you want to achieve things in life, you've just got to do them; and if you're talented and smart, you'll succeed. - Juliana Hatfield

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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