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Clever Man

Listening to the voices in your wife's head

Clever Man thanks to Keith Blake

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Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. - Tina Fey

Clever Woman: One who knows how to give a man her own way - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. - Unknown

A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. - Albert Einstein

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Lord Birkenhead is very clever but sometimes his brains go to his head. - Margot Asquith

I'm no genius. I'm smart in spots but I stay around those spots. - Thomas J Watson

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil. - C S Lewis

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought. - Robert Breault

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions. - Naguib Mahfouz

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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